I Watched Every Children of the Corn Movie So You Don’t Have To (2026)

I watched every movie in the Children of the Corn series, so you don't have to. Here's my ranking and analysis of the 11 feature films, plus a short film, and the impact of the original author, Stephen King. From the original 1984 movie to the 2009 remake, I explore the franchise's evolution, its impact on the horror genre, and the reasons why it might not be worth watching. I also delve into the behind-the-scenes drama, including the involvement of Stephen King and the producers' efforts to revive the series. So, if you're a completionist or a fan of the original, read on to find out what I think of this strange and often disappointing series.